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HANK: Hey Em, it’s Hank. I know it’s still a ways off, but we were talking about doing a surprise party for SARA’s
birthday and I think I’ve got the perfect plan! Listen
to this: we ask her boss to call her on a day she’s not
working and get her to drive out to a field to meet, I
dunno, a supplier or something. Maybe a clay vendor or
whatever. Anyway, and she’s like, waiting out there, and we come skydiving down with like a big "Happy Birthday" sign! Although, I dunno if they’ll let you carry a sign while you’re falling through the air. Maybe we could drop confetti or something! She’s just waiting, and out of nowhere confetti is raining down, and she looks up and see’s us yelling Happy Birthday! Then we could go out to Applebee’s or something. Let me know what you think! Bye!

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WILLIAM CRANE: Hello Miss Satillia. This is William Crane from MaClay Trading. We’re very pleased to say that you impressed us very much in your interview, and we’d like to offer you the position of IT Supervisor. I’ve gone ahead and sent our offer letter along with details on the pre-employment physical, confidentiality agreement and background check we’d need should you accept the position. Congratulations and I hope to hear back from you soon; it would be a pleasure to work with you!
Thank you, bye.

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GRANT: Hey you! Just wanted to call and say how proud I am of you! We didn’t have time to talk much, but I’m so happy you got this job offer. Working at the coffee shop just
drains you every day, and I know you want to be doing more than filling drink orders every day. Also, I accidentally let slip to SARA about it when I came in today, she’ll probably call you. I didn’t think you were going to make it a surprise or anything, but if
you were I’m sorry. I’ll be up at my mom’s tonight, but I’ll send you a text when I’m heading back into the city. Love you, bye.

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SARA: Emily! I heard from GRANT that you were offered the position at MaClay! I hope I didn’t ruin you telling me about it, but he just about shouted it to the store
when he came into work today! Congratulations! We have got to get a drink to celebrate, tonight! Call me back as soon as you’re off today! ... And hey, you and HANK aren’t planning something for my birthday are you? Cuz you know I’ll find out, whatever it is! Anyway, call me, bye.

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GIRL: (far away)...really not my interest at all.
MIKE: (far away) And that’s okay, in fact...

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MIKE: (far away) Oh, I pocket dialed somebody, Emily Satillia, wow. Uh (brings phone closer to speak into it) Hey Emily! It’s Mike, I accidentally pocket dialed you! Sorry about that! But, since I did, we should catch up sometime. I haven’t seen you since we graduated and it’d be nice to know what’s up with you! Give me a call and we’ll grab coffee or something! Bye!

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KAYLA: Hey Emily, it’s Kayla. ... It’s been awhile. I saw on Facebook you got a new job. I’m happy for you. ... Things aren’t going so great back at home. Dad’s unemployment finally ran out, so I moved back in with him to help share the rent. I know you’re out there, living your life and all, but... we could really use some help, Em. And even if you can’t, Dad’d love to see you. Give him a call, maybe meet him for lunch or
something. ... It was better when Mom kept the family together. Anyway, congratulations, hope it all works out great, talk to you later.

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LIBRARY AUTOMATED SYSTEM: Hello. This is a message from your Tooley County
Library System for ... Emily... Sattillia... You have ... two... holds available at the ... Downtown... branch. Please pick them up at your convenience. Thank you.

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DR. LEAMAN: Hello Miss Satillia, this is Dr. Leaman calling from Thompkins General. The results have come back from your pre-employment physical examination. Please give me a call back as soon as you can. My extension at the hospital is 6462. (small pause) If you need, you can call my cell at area code 485, 427 3699.
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HANK: Hey Em, it’s Hank. You were right, the skydiving thing wouldn’t work. I mean, I’m afraid of heights! It’s a terrible idea. But I’ve got a better one. SARA’s favorite animal is giraffes, right? So we rent one, and we walk it past her office window! Wouldn’t that be awesome! She’s sitting at work and BAM! There’s a giraffe walking past her window! She’s only on the second floor right? So the giraffe is tall enough. Let me know what you think. Bye bye!

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WILLIAM CRANE: Hello Miss Satillia. This is William Crane from MaClay Trading. I got your message about investing. I’m glad to see that you’re so interested in our business, and it’s wonderful that you’re thinking ahead about your finances. I can certainly open some investments in your family’s name if you would like; although our employee interest rates are a bit better than the general customer’s. You might want to just wait the few days until you’re a full employee... although, I suppose we can always transfer your investments once you officially start. Yes, that’ll work just as well. I’ll get started on a spec portfolio for you, and you can call me back or set up a meeting at the office at your convenience. Bye now.

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NURSE: Hello Miss Sattillia, this is Nurse Vaughn at Thompkins General, I know this is a difficult time for you, but you missed your follow up appointment today. I can’t stress how important it is to get you started on treatments as soon as possible. Please call me back any time, the extension here is 7444.

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SARA: Hey ya goof! It’s Sara, what’s with the birthday present? It’s a whole ’nother month away! I swear, if this is you and HANK putting some kind of like... time
delay confetti bomb or something on my doorstep... I’m gonna put this box in a closet until it’s my actual birthday. But call me Em, you gotta let me know if we’re on for that movie tomorrow night!

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OFFICER BROOKS: Hello, this is a message for Emily Satillia. This is Officer Brooks calling from the 16th Street Precinct. Your vehicle, license plate number 037 dash WGE was found parked along the Rozhenko River bridge. That area is a strict no parking zone, and your vehicle has been towed to the police impound lot at 22023 Meridian. You
can collect your vehicle there, after paying the illegal parking ticket and tow charge. If you have any questions, please feel free to call me at the station at 959 076 4391. Thank you.

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ARTHUR: Hey honey, it’s your dad. I’m here at Cafe Spark, it’s about... 4:45. I was really excited that you wanted to have lunch, so I’m just checking in to see where you
are. If... listen if you don’t want to come that’s ok. I understand, but you just give me a call to let me know you’re ok, alright honey? I love you. Bye.

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GRANT: Emily! I haven’t from you in a few days and ... well with that unidentified body in the river, I... I need to hear from you. Please call me, tell you’re ok. I... I love you... Bye.

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HANK: Em! I’ve got it! You’re gonna love this...

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